Wednesday, 10 October 2012
There are many things that women say on dating sites, I'd like to shed some light on them.
"I'm down to earth"= "I daydream a lot"
Tomboy/ guys girl= I like going to sausagefests because being the only girl around a bunch of guys makes me superior because I can play the vag card.
"I'm laid back" = uptight bitch
"I like having fun" = I like to be boring and don't know what I want to do for fun.
"I like country music/ I'm a country girl"= WHITE GUYS ONLY
"I like goth stuff"= WHITE GUYS ONLY
"I like shopping"= I'm materialistic
"I like being around my kid"=I'm forced to be around my kid because I can't find a damn babysitter so expect to see a high chair on our dates.
"I'm sarcastic"= I'm a bipolar bitch
One second she's this:
and the next second, she's this:
"I like older men"= I want a guy who is richer and more established than me so I can spend his money when he dies before I do.
"I like photography"=I like taking grainy self shots in my bathroom
I'm athletic= NO FATTIES
Anything you know feel free to ask= I'm lazy so you should make the first move.
It's a good thing I can speak woman, right?