Tuesday, 02 October 2012
Guy:Hey, wanna dance?
Translation: lets dry hump on the dance floor.
Girl: No thanks, I'm just here with my friends.
Translation: NO. You are an absolute troglodyte, and I don't even know what that word means. So move out of the way so that cute guy across the club that I've been staring at can make eye contact with me, and the first move because I don't. If he doesn't I'm going to leave the club angry because he SHOULD have approached me like you did so I can dry hump HIM on the dance floor.