Tuesday, 02 October 2012
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Guy:Hey, wanna dance?
Translation: lets dry hump on the dance floor.
Girl: No thanks, I'm just here with my friends.
Translation: NO. You are an absolute troglodyte, and I don't even know what that word means. So move out of the way so that cute guy across the club that I've been staring at can make eye contact with me, and the first move because I don't. If he doesn't I'm going to leave the club angry because he SHOULD have approached me like you did so I can dry hump HIM on the dance floor.
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Comments (6)
You should offer your decoding services to all young people trying to date.. It isn't as clear to some people.
Better much accurate
Gender roles act like conditioner, but what is shampoo?
@trunthepaige - Do you actively try to injure the English language when you talk, or does it just come naturally?
@Yao_Wentiao - That was a stupid auto cortect on my phone. Nope I talk to people for living I am rather talented at it
@trunthepaige - Uh-huh.
--Yao Wentiao