Sunday, 23 September 2012

  • The 80/20 Theory (Slacker Edition) -edit 4-

    I still do not understand serial monogamists. 

    There was a girl who asked me up front one night if I was looking for a serious relationship.

    What did I say? Yes. 

    But not with her. Or right now at that second...or minute...or hour... 

    Okay, so you get that I was lying through my teeth. 

    What happened to just being single? I know I'm not getting into a relationship unless it is someone that I am 80% sure I want to date her.

    Why 80%?

    I have a theory that 80/20 is good enough. It is reasonable without having overly high standards. B's in class aren't THAT bad, contrary to what Asians believe:

    A "B" cup is not that bad either ladies...

    but back to my point.

    80% is good stuff. All the pros. She likes what you like, and she is attractive and intelligent enough to be seen in public with.

    20% is all the cons/bad stuff: The crazy. Her desiring sex less often. Her losing your things. Not knowing how to cook/clean so you have to do it all. The list goes on.

    I'm sure you have heard this theory before, but I want to add something to it:

    The lower percent of cons/bad stuff a woman has, the worse it is. 

    Sure, you may get a 95/5, but she is probably a serial killer, has MAJOR emotional/depression issues, does drugs, has children, herpes, etc.

    (Would you catch Scarlett Johansons' herpes?)

     My conclusion: Don't date until you are ready. Shacking up with people for the sake of a relationship status change on Facebook is ridiculous at best, and excruciatingly desperate at worst.

     -edit- Disclaimer: I don't know if Johansson really has herpes.

     

     

     

     

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