Wednesday, 15 August 2012
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Hey Ladies!
Hey Ladies! Want to have a boyfriend with hard abs? I thought of this one in half sleep just for you. I know how women always want their men to have nice hard bodies, while men want women to have nice soft ones. Women use their pussy power for little petty shit, like paying the bill or buying something, or getting their way in an argument. That is childish amateur bullshit. The following is for pros. So here's the deal:
Ladies, tell your boyfriend how hot you think it is for a man to be able to blow himself. Sell that shit. rub yourself and moan a little and bite your lip, whatever to convey to your man that you REALLY want him to do this.
I guarantee you that in a week, he will have abs.
It is a win win situation really when you think about it; The man gets sex from you, and if you are one of those prudish bitches who don't want to go down on a guy because you don't like it/think it's degrading to women/(insert shitty reason here) then he can simply blow himself, so you won't have to. You benefit because he has nice abs you can rub your hands on. And while you are waiting for him to accomplish this feat, realize that you're trolling him hardcore along the way. Also, even if he gives up after a week or so of steady trying, he still has abs.
You're welcome.
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Comments (13)
No, you silly boy, that's not how you do it. I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Guys wouldn't have girlfriends if they could blow themselves. Also hard bodies aren't very snuggly.
WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW TRYING TO BLOW YOURSELF WORKS THE ABS
You should get money for your dating advice.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
@Kellsbella - so you're admitting to having a penis?
The bad news for the chicks, is that if guys do end up blowing themselves, then they are out a job.
I guess unemployment does hit the home hard.This is simply brilliant. But my boyfriend is a bit lazy and a bit pudgy so I doubt he'd have abs in a week. Also, why would he try doing that when my mouth is better in the first place? Lol. Who are these women you speak of who do not do BJ's? That is preposterous! Unless he won't return the favor... then they can feel free to withhold all they want to. Selfish bitches...
Even if guys could blow themselves, the real thing is better, or I would hope they think that.
My boyfriend and I would fight over who got to go down on him first.
I just need a smiling blowup doll.
Haha. @forever_musing - You said exactly what I was thinking. :P
If I had a dick, I'd so be able to blow myself. Thank you gymnastics for giving me the gift of flexibility, muahaha.