Thursday, 02 August 2012

  • Shit SlackerSociety and ShimmerBodyCream Says

    this is what goes on behind the scenes of Xanga.
     
    Me: I'm more of a fan of Southeast asians too
    DAT GOLDEN SKIN
     
    @ShimmerBodyCream : I've never met one unattractive filipina
    YEAH I KNOW. I dated a Vietnamese guy. I wish I had his skin color.
     
    Me: I 've seen enough porn to.
     
     shimmerbodycream: I say filipina
    then japanese
    THEN THAI LADYBOYS
     
     
    shimmerbodycream: How is it that a dude is 20xs hotter than me
    it's not right
     
    Me: I'm not even gonna click that
     
     shimmerbodycream: but I want to have sex with one
    NO PENIS I SWEAR
     
    but you'll get an erection maybe
    did you click it
     
    Me: nah
     
    shimmerbodycream: DO IT
     
    Me: too light
     
    shimmerbodycream: oh
      
    Me: I might as well be with a white girl if an asian chicks skin is that light
    like that
    I want the full asian experience
    BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
     
    shimmerbodycream: LOlOLOlol
     
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    shimmerbodycream: Were you raised in Alabama
    arkansas
    wait which one
    was it..
     
    Me: sadly
    arkansas
     
    shimmerbodycream: ... have you ever done a vlog
     
    Me: yeah 2 of them
     
    shimmerbodycream: where
    Link
     
    Me: I may have deleted both ;D
     
    shimmerbodycream: lololol, BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN OF YOUR ACCENT
    gimme one
    I want to make fun of it too
     
    Me: aaaaaannnnnnndddd its gone
    I don't have an accent
      
    shimmerbodycream: yes you do
     
    Me: joke is on you
     
    shimmerbodycream: lies!
    I wanna hear.
     
    Me: these hicks do
    but I dont
      
    shimmerbodycream: Lol, let's hear it! come on
     
    Me: I dont even say "yall"
     
    shimmerbodycream: come ooon
    you know you want to
     
    Me: I used to say that same line to girls at church camp
     
    shimmerbodycream: I bet you got pussy.
     
    Me: nope
     
    shimmerbodycream: lame.
     
    Me: yep
    truth isnt as glamorous sometimes, is it
    I'm the only black guy in a christan organization, of course no one there believes in interracial relationships
    No matter how articulate, whitewashed and nonthreatening he is.
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