I don't trust women because once you get infected, they travel into your head and take control of your brain, and then they travel into your eyestalks, get engorged on your body nutrients and then force you to move into areas with open sunglight, where a huge bird, mistaking your swollen eyestalks for worms, swoops down, plucks them (and your eyestalks with them), and ingests them, where they lay more eggs in the bird's gut and continue the cycle.

I was silly... I trusted women even when I was fed all that same Lifetime shit. I did it because not trusting women was too damn risky in this society that shames any sort of criticism towards women (like the slap-down from your mom). So I had to trust women while also do everything in my power to not come off as one of the bad guys in a Lifetime movie... I had to trust women, even though I knew they could hit me and I could never hit back or even leave without being seen as a coward. A girlfriend could treat me bad, but I should still be satisfied because I would occasionally be able to have access to sex from them (and plus; I'd be a pussy if I couldn't handle the way they treat me). I swallowed that bullshit and it fucked me up emotionally and cognitively.

These messages that we give the sexes are incredibly toxic.

Haha, I actually read it all and damn right!! In England we have a few chatshows but they aren't like america.
Women are NOT TO BE TRUSTED. As a rule - freakin good rule. Of course there are exceptions (I hope I might be one - although considering my upbringing I doubt I'm as laid-back as I'd like to think). But women are evil. They manipulate and twist and blame everything on men. I don't get it! It's like they're scheming all the time, I've heard of the condom pricking thing, I mean really?
Women in general are not good news, I suggest turning gay? Or stop watching chat shows. I promise we aren't all evil witches, and for the record, I'm not a "woman" or a "lady" I'm a "femalethingwithgirlyparts".
This post made me chuckle (might have something to do with the wine too).
Keep calm and watch our Olympics :) xx

Hahaha the lifetime channel, it's really horrible. I love the episode of Maury where the girl comes back for like the fourth time after 3 guys already were tested and found out that they are not the father, and each time Maury asks the chick if she is absolutely 100% sure this guy is the one... And then he isn't!! Then she starts bawling. It cracks me up.

Now that I think of it, I only ever saw two good movies on lifetime, both of which did not involve men. In one, a girl was raped. she did not speak. It was more about her dealing with the after-effects of the rape, but the guys lingered around, but were not central to the story. It was about her, not them. The second was a older daughter whose mom was a drunk and the daughter filed for custody of her brother and sister, I think it was called "Gracie's Choice". It was great. Though, now that I think about it, men were mostly absent from both stories. If they had been included, it might have turned out similar to the other ones.

And yeah, ha ha, that guy was dancing up a joyous storm

Well... I'd say there's some truth to lifetime, but it is bad that its so one-sided... Focusing on just the faults of men. Women have plenty of faults too. There are absent mothers, abusive mothers, and abusive girlfriends too, I just think there's a bigger focus on males in the media. Males are less likely to report incidents of abuse because they don't want to look like a wuss, kind of like what @AmorVomnia7 said.

That comment about the condom hole poking though... that was hilarious, but that goes for males too... Anyone is capable of that. I would even buy my own condoms for my own protection too! That's just me though.

Meh. I say both sexes suck. Most of my friends are guys and all my close friends are guys. Girls fucked me over when I was younger by psychologically bullying me since I wasn't good looking, didn't dress well, was poor, and was a tomboy. I HATED guys when up until mid high school though. This was partly because my dad was physically and verbally abusive and obviously treated everyone else in my family like shit. Being as young as I was and pretty much sheltered from the rest of the world, I thought all guys were like my dad so I hated them, which makes the fact that I was a tomboy VERY ironic. I guess in my head I felt like I was like that in order to be equal or better than them. I didn't know of any strong willed females back then so I assumed girly = weak.

And I never really watched tv and now I don't watch at all, so most of those talk shows you listed I have never heard of.

I've got a reason why I don't trust women. They aren't held accountable when they commit crimes or commit acts of violence. 

Woman all the time do actions that would land justly land a man in prison for years, and go free. If a man does violence against his wife, is caught, he goes to prison, not so for woman. I know of two men who were in abusive relationships, both were run down in cars, and neither woman goes to jail. Instead, the people on line make jokes about it. Tonight I read of a woman who ran down her husband because he did not vote in the US election, and people joke about it and I will bet she does not get anything more than a slap on the wrists.

Locally, a woman who lost custody of her kids, kidnaps them and flees to another country. She is caught, and guess what, she goes away free. If a man did that 100% of the time he goes to jail for a long time.

That is why I don't trust women, they are free to commit violence against me and will go without any form of punishment. (and they know it)

I wouldn't trust anyone who can do what ever they want to me with out legal repercussions; a woman, someone with diplomatic immunity etc. 

The day I see woman getting the same punishment under the law as men, then I will trust them. Equality goes both ways.