Monday, 16 July 2012
"I think I need @something_other_than_this." My @ShamelesslyRed haired @nerdyveggiegirl told me one day while we sat together at the TheologiansCafe. "We used to go to @specialxplaces together, but now
you don't even give me @Flo_weR s anymore."
"@youexistedtome, back then." I told her. In those times, you were @adifferentkindofbeautiful, one that was a @cutegamer and with a simple @clapbangkiss, you caused me to have a @LiquidityOfSelf." I just feel that we no longer have the @vysion to travel @Roadlesstaken to bring our relationship to the next level, and the @grim_truth is that I've @onlyjustbegun thinking this a year ago." I keep seeing these @purple_cuts on you, and I've been a @coolmonkey about it, but I think you have issues that I can't help you with, also, you like @RunningWithScalpels." I told her solemnly. "You also keep acting like @The_World_Will_End in 2012.
N-no, I wasn't, I stammered. I... was looking up at the TV, there was this @psykoaznballa who was scoring 3's like a boss." "No, you weren't, you were looking at @mrswhatsherface, she exclaimed. I SAW you!" "do you have any more excuses or lies to make?" "Hold on, I replied "@imthinkingofone." I didn't care anymore, I wanted to piss her off. "You can't deny it, she looks so @SweetNGuilty, I know that you have been acting as her @VibratorRepairMan, @Joanna_said_SO!"
Only in your @introvertdreams would I be with @mrswhatsherface, I snapped. You need to stop reading that horrible @amateurprose and @OccupyYourMind with less @fargoneandout thoughts, because lately you've been such a @sorebeing, and have become the @QueenofNervousThings."
Before I knew it, she was gone. I think it is @forever_4_real this time. I had to admit, I was @crazy2love someone like her, but I was lucky as well, I mean, I'm the @hardlyhandsomest guy around, and she was @soskinnysopretty.
Before I knew it, while my mind was full of @captivating__thoughts, @theasianwithnoname who was the @Southeast_Beauty I met earlier a long time ago at this shop, passed by me. She looked at me, and said "I guess it was meant to be." She then showered me with @passionate_kisses that tasted like I was @lost_in_strawberry_fields.